Uhhh, where is this place? Heaven? . . . nah. Hell? Mmmm, no. A dream? Yes, a dream --
Ahh-! Men! This place is a sausage fest! Why do I wake to a dream with MEN who have PENISES?! Disgusting -- what a disgusting word. They better not touch me. Gross. Ugh.
But hey, there sure are a lot of pretty kittens prowling about, though! In pretty little dresses with those high heels, y'know?~~! Ah, they should bring those ol' French Maid outfits back! Wouldn't that be grand? Of course it would, no one in their right mind would disagree with me. You girls should wear dresses like that when you saunter on by to my dream-hotel room. ♥ I'll be waiting~